Monday, December 01, 2008

Global Village

With American economy in crisis,
Heaven & Hell CEOs have asked God for a bail out.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Cinderella Inc

The after 24 o' clocks are for all with a
"No enterance zone" to pass.
A one way street,
a parking spot for the disabled
or the reluctant-to-talk-during-work colleague's house.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Je suis le meme que t'a connu

Be it with God, parents, friends, GF, BF & even their dogs.
Someone has to tell them for sure
the yesterday's kids, today's youngsters & tomorrow's adults,
the were, are & will be children-minded,
that keeping any relationship going is a span ranging from
actually being tricked & pretending to be tricked.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Swinging Voters

Financial crisis,
more work hours for parents,
more time for teenagers to make love at home.
Youngsters for the candidate who will worsen the situation?

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Turn your lights on

My replica is a moon-girl.
Multilingual, educated, understanding & ... on her side visible.
Her moto; "I am not looking for happiness in life
I am looking for pleasure."
Overdrinks, over-smokes, over-trusts guys who play by the rules,
on her dark side.
If I was her Armstrong,
printing my foot-shape landing from my shuttle,
I would have introduced Edisson to her invisible side.
Alas, I studied the wrong subject in Uni.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

What God Wants God Gets

We created condoms,
He created power-hunger & religion.
We can't stop God!
This planet's got to vanish, drained off energy & life.
The more people, the faster we'll reach.
Viagra your shuttles towards God's promised no-land-any-more.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Feather Light Newtonism

Gravity is the real problem on this planet.
Imagine the force needed for someone to FALL in love on Moon
& once done, the amount of energy needed to Fall out of Love.
Fuel my spaceship. I am outta here.

P.S: To leave a footprint on Moon you gotta be the weight of an elephant

Monday, April 07, 2008

I Rule If You Follow

Always learn from history
To be sure you make the same mistakes again
Dig with bare hands or a silver spoon
But never change the masterplan.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Excavation Terminated

I have searched as deep as I could go.
Wanted to put my name down beside Colombus as an explorer.
& in the end I can declare that there is nothing down deep in my heart
nor my charecter nor anywhere else in me!
Stop trying to explore deep layers in people!
We are all SHELLS! Will you quit digging??

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Sugar-free

My all-time favorite sci-fi phenomenon
is undoubtedly; "Human Rights".
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+ What will ya do ta ppl who wanna hurt me pa?
- I'll kill 'em all.
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As the next president, I swear to
reproduce human rights by eradicating those against it.
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Kill to live or live to kill, that's the problem.
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+ what's your favorite joke besides Politics & UN?
- Human Rights!
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Conclusion: There is no death worse than drowning & burning in logical thinking.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Not That Special, You See

I Love Ferrari.
I Love Spaghetti.
I Love You.
There are 32 different words in Eskimo Language for Love in diff occasions,
but I can easily compare Ferarri, Spaghetti & U with the same 4 letters in English.
It's a miracle.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Myst of Undelivered Words

The child was begging his father for a chocolate bar in the last 30 minutes.
Finally her father made his way to the news stand,
paid for the paper in his hand & asked for Cigarettes for change.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Error

She called me everyday and asked for forgiveness.
& when I finally forgave her,
She never called back again.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Talk to me

I know Persian, English & French.
But non have improved my life.
Now I am looking for a Feminin-Language tutor.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Scars Concealed

Run rabbit, rabbit run. Burry your surrows deep & keep them for a rainy day. Keep the phrases in mind parrots of the carribean. You will have a lot to retell. For the vampire-ized monkey's too busy searching for forms of life in nukes of the universe tonight. I foresee the day in a near tomorrow an alian robot will land to navigate & search for forms of life on a rock called Earth. What the hell! What suit shall I wear for our mutual funeral?