Friday, December 25, 2009

Fill in the blank/tank

Global War----

1) -ming
2) -ning
3) -ping
4) No further letters needed

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Fact Check

I know Ahmadinejad does but
20th Century really Fox?

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Green Fuel

While these useless summits are held around the planet,
Iran has become the only country in the world to go totally Green
& we are proud of it.

Sunday, September 27, 2009


To man, his world piece is more dear than the world peace...
Victoriously & proud of his wisdom, the monkey went down to take a piss.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

The President is an Alian

While angels were away playing,
and God peeking on the pretty angels
through the wholes in thick clouds of heaven,
back on the planet of bullet-logic,
more innocent angels were being sent to heaven.

God is an imperialist.
He sends people to earth,
and takes angels in return.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Bitter Butter

Following the coup d'etat in Iran elections by AhmadiNejad(AN),
I suggest the following English noun marker changes from now on:
AN Monkey,
AN Stupid,
AN Psycho,
AN Liar,
AN Muderer,
AN Dictator.
Send us your suugested changes. We'll be back after the commercials...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Musicapone Rules Politics

Music not only affects driving styles, it also has a great influence on politics;
Imagine there is an election in a country and everything is going well but the music playing for the man in power is "The show must go on" by Queen, "Live n Let die" by GNR or "Never care for what they say, never care for what they do..." by Metallica. Then as a politician who is singing along with such songs, even me picturing the scene will be tempted to stay in office a bit longer!!

According to unverified imaginary reports, 120% of all coup d'etats have happened when the person behind it had been under musical-influence. In these researches a meaningful corelation has been found between the number of such songs listened before the event and the imposed force to silence people or silence people through making them forget how to breathe.

Bad music advisors can aggrevate the situation by further wrong music suggestions. One week after such events when the dictator is considering a peaceful reconsilation, they usually provide him with songs like "Sorry seems to be the hardest word", "Said I loved you but I lied", "burn mother BEEPer burn"...

Some historians have also sited that when dictators are captured in the end and before they stand trial, they don't talk in defence but start singing instead. They refer to Hitler's last minutes as he had started singing "please forgive me, I know not what to do..." or Louis 16 of France who was humming the irrelevent song "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" song before he was executed. Napolean was singing in French and since there were no translators present, the exact chanson is still a mystery. Saddam also sang in his trial in arabic "it wasn't me, kill Music! he made me do all those things". (in Arabic it must rhym!)

People on the other hand have wider choises while responding to politicians and it mostly depends on their Winamp or itune playlists. But still most imaginary studies indicate people prefer to act instead of singing in such cases.

Driving-under-music-influence, is currently considered a crime in most countries but Ruling-under-music-influence is still an unsolved delicate matter in hand. Should politician be music-banned? Or should CD stroes check occupation before providing people with Music Albums?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Deal d'eau

The monkey changed a few channels with the remote.

It is time for God to send in a new prophet he thought.
People are no longer tempted by the already-made promised paradise.
A female prophet posing like these diet adverts with a meter around here belly
with natural lovlies might somewhat revive the fading away faith once more,
promising in natural bigs for women and centimeters for men.
Pl@yboy mansions for prayers everyday can work.

Then he double-took his blue pills and signed out of ponderland.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Lonely happy nappy naggy irony

I go out alone
eat alone,
go to the cinema alone
& even sleep alone at night.
Guess I have become a grown-up again.

Friday, January 02, 2009

2009 Shoe Beggars

With the various beggar trends behind red lights,
there'll be new ones who'll just swear at you till the next green light.
Just through your shoes at them.