tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-150985132024-03-07T07:29:11.754+03:30Sweet Hallucinations Of A PsychoDr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.comBlogger201125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-11989363217673114992011-05-17T18:00:00.001+04:302011-05-17T18:06:11.073+04:30HIV is in the eyes of the beholder!Science has certainly lost its path! Perhaps it needs a GPS, or since it is totally illiterate or as some say even blinder than Love, I'ld suggest one of these guide dogs for the visually impaired and an extra cain so it might finally get somewhere!<br /><br />So, like evermore people meet their doom due to contracting AIDS day after day & science is providing people with condoms, antivirals, blah blah blahs?? What ever happened to "prevention before cure" then?<br /><br />Dear science, HELLLO!?? Osama was found after 10 years but HIV still evades you!? Maybe you are looking for it in realms of Afghanistan instead of Pakistan?? AIDS is not an STD, moron! it is simply a VTD!! you are searching for cure in the wrong territory!! <br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">* VTD: Visually transmitted disease </span>Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-43785111179544748912011-03-19T09:39:00.002+03:302011-03-20T11:23:26.803+03:30Practice TestThose who cheat on tests,<br />will cheat on hearts.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-54042252406010634592010-10-07T10:31:00.002+03:302010-10-07T10:34:53.155+03:30Love is blind & MUTEWhen something builds up gradually, its existence becomes deniable. When you lose it suddenly, it is just like an arrow through your blind eyes. Love is one of those phenomenons for guys. You always deny it, till you lose your love. If only Love could talk...Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-45188028340231142532010-08-27T17:59:00.003+04:302010-08-27T18:08:06.164+04:30Revolutionary EvolutionIf propehts were alive today, they would have been dead by night.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-42644787741206600212010-08-18T19:07:00.000+04:302010-08-18T19:07:00.208+04:30What if you are the crazy one here?Sometimes in life I feel like saying "Sometimes" in life and now is one those sometimes that I am having a "Sometimes" thought attack. Grrrr... sometimes I need to take my "Sometimes" prevention pills earlier.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-72158667015017155242010-08-17T18:35:00.001+04:302010-08-17T18:37:49.157+04:30Timetables kill relationships+ Come here, let's talk.<br />- No time for a shower afterward hon.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-66214066567060857622010-08-11T10:58:00.003+04:302010-08-11T11:01:39.276+04:30American Dream is 2nd best!Living the American Dream they say!<br />America is proud they have an African-American President<br />while elsewhere in the middle east<br />even retards like Ahmadinejad can become presidents.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-3469403001987773202010-08-06T15:56:00.003+04:302010-08-07T08:31:34.330+04:30My Teacher is An AlienI'll probably name my next "Based on a true story book"<br />"My President is a lame stand up comedian".<br /><br />Heard Ahmadinejad has been heavily linked with a move to The Late Night Show.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-3915869153000050762010-07-16T11:39:00.003+04:302010-07-16T11:42:58.009+04:30If you are up there, save us SupermanFaith is the most dangerous WMD.<br />The only weapon that can murder morals.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-39567026450145026872010-05-26T10:25:00.000+04:302010-05-26T10:26:29.616+04:30Shrek, Donkey & the Dragon?Some feminist groups have found the movie title "How to train your dragon" insulting.<br />Wonder why!!Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-77252383406770633922010-04-01T11:37:00.001+04:302010-04-01T11:39:10.821+04:30iSobWhat detergent can wash away<br />tear stains from the eyes?Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-1764781781570722212010-03-06T15:06:00.002+03:302010-03-06T15:10:23.396+03:30Outside our windowsDrool.<br />The bees are starving,<br />& the flies are all full!Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-12828538730819163562010-02-09T12:45:00.004+03:302010-02-09T12:53:48.728+03:30Make it or break itHad always had problems with<br />break ups<br />break ins<br />breakfasts even.<br />I guess they should recall the Toyota Me for break problems.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-33628754551881469442010-01-28T16:18:00.005+03:302011-05-17T18:10:30.612+04:30Ridiculously MiraculousOn the same day Obama delivers a speech about empowering people more, increasing the clarity of government's spendings, actions and deals & asks for bipartisanship for the good of the country amid their deep differenes, the Iranian state TV aired a program where a delusive young cleric announced openly that people are all incapable of understanding what's best for them and therefore not entitled to choose their path. Concluding that, it's all for the supreme leader (not voted in office) to decide an that is the true meaning of the famous quote "It's people's votes tha counts"!<br /><br />It's a mircle the monkey thought! He took his last poke of his last cigarrette of the day. His last shot of the whiskey. Waited for them to take full effect. And then he just admitted he needed a stronger denial-combo to understand the world of men.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-33870419519427504392009-12-25T15:19:00.002+03:302009-12-25T15:23:35.879+03:30Fill in the blank/tankGlobal War----<br /><br />1) -ming<br />2) -ning<br />3) -ping<br />4) No further letters neededDr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-76543181692469766482009-12-08T21:48:00.005+03:302009-12-08T21:53:14.161+03:30Fact Check<span style="font-size:85%;">I know Ahmadinejad does but</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">hmmm...</span><br />20th Century really Fox?<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span>Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-85408113211633902312009-11-03T11:56:00.005+03:302009-11-03T13:01:37.375+03:30Green FuelWhile these useless summits are held around the planet,<br /><div><div><div><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Movement#Where_is_my_vote.3F"><span style="color:#009900;">Iran</span></a> has become the only country in the world to go totally Green</div><div>& we are proud of it.<br /></div><br /><div><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/5th_Day_-_They_Killed_My_Bro_Koz_He_Asked_%22Where%27s_My_Vote%22.jpg/180px-5th_Day_-_They_Killed_My_Bro_Koz_He_Asked_%22Where%27s_My_Vote%22.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 180px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 271px" alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/5th_Day_-_They_Killed_My_Bro_Koz_He_Asked_%22Where%27s_My_Vote%22.jpg/180px-5th_Day_-_They_Killed_My_Bro_Koz_He_Asked_%22Where%27s_My_Vote%22.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Handala-edit.png/200px-Handala-edit.png"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 182px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 275px" alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Handala-edit.png/200px-Handala-edit.png" border="0" /></a></div></div></div>Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-16535165822313814582009-09-27T21:26:00.002+03:302009-09-28T00:24:15.670+03:30RealityTo man, his world piece is more dear than the world peace...<br />Victoriously & proud of his wisdom, the monkey went down to take a piss.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-73305316342070129122009-09-09T09:52:00.004+04:302009-09-09T10:07:00.301+04:30The President is an Alian<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhApQ6wbYFrmLDHABMvBxm51Vpy9XUfXvVLYsTtewM00rMFV6Ok41LpDtzsderPmraswjPpj2JredSqGBzUja2F8pmRbncesmfZOze6nmopYzQeOtDL8T85zprjuAnSZXujib7VwQ/s1600-h/largeimagetmqui090829.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379334436339182178" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 247px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhApQ6wbYFrmLDHABMvBxm51Vpy9XUfXvVLYsTtewM00rMFV6Ok41LpDtzsderPmraswjPpj2JredSqGBzUja2F8pmRbncesmfZOze6nmopYzQeOtDL8T85zprjuAnSZXujib7VwQ/s320/largeimagetmqui090829.jpg" border="0" /></a>While angels were away playing,<br />and God peeking on the pretty angels<br />through the wholes in thick clouds of heaven,<br />back on the planet of bullet-logic,<br />more innocent angels were being sent to heaven.<br /><br />God is an imperialist.<br />He sends people to earth,<br />and takes angels in return.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5yBtjJL6ynyY8GvGM0M-K2I64C06yK82AyveSEc_TjPaBG9XsBNWnd1fIvAYx9oip1OvYL4_vnjZtBLXbriyz5DrA7rbwJeinkJVoiEHqqYnEE4xMZkjyqnCMV0UkVUr70WIsXw/s1600-h/largeimagetmqui090829.jpg"></a><br /><br /><div></div>Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-73207596565412955942009-08-25T18:04:00.003+04:302009-08-25T18:16:21.458+04:30Bitter ButterFollowing the coup d'etat in Iran elections by <em>A</em>hmadi<em>N</em>ejad(AN),<br />I suggest the following English noun marker changes from now on:<br />AN Monkey,<br />AN Stupid,<br />AN Psycho,<br />AN Liar,<br />AN Muderer,<br />AN Dictator.<br />Send us your suugested changes. We'll be back after the commercials...Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-40685432259544623372009-06-26T13:00:00.005+04:302009-06-26T13:35:48.479+04:30Musicapone Rules PoliticsMusic not only affects driving styles, it also has a great influence on politics;<br />Imagine there is an election in a country and everything is going well but the music playing for the man in power is "The show must go on" by Queen, "Live n Let die" by GNR or "Never care for what they say, never care for what they do..." by Metallica. Then as a politician who is singing along with such songs, even me picturing the scene will be tempted to stay in office a bit longer!!<br /><br />According to unverified imaginary reports, 120% of all coup d'etats have happened when the person behind it had been under musical-influence. In these researches a meaningful corelation has been found between the number of such songs listened before the event and the imposed force to silence people or silence people through making them forget how to breathe.<br /><br />Bad music advisors can aggrevate the situation by further wrong music suggestions. One week after such events when the dictator is considering a peaceful reconsilation, they usually provide him with songs like "Sorry seems to be the hardest word", "Said I loved you but I lied", "burn mother BEEPer burn"...<br /><br />Some historians have also sited that when dictators are captured in the end and before they stand trial, they don't talk in defence but start singing instead. They refer to Hitler's last minutes as he had started singing "please forgive me, I know not what to do..." or Louis 16 of France who was humming the irrelevent song "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" song before he was executed. Napolean was singing in French and since there were no translators present, the exact <em>chanson</em> is still a mystery. Saddam also sang in his trial in arabic "it wasn't me, kill Music! he made me do all those things". (in Arabic it must rhym!)<br /><br />People on the other hand have wider choises while responding to politicians and it mostly depends on their Winamp or itune playlists. But still most imaginary studies indicate people prefer to act instead of singing in such cases.<br /><br />Driving-under-music-influence, is currently considered a crime in most countries but Ruling-under-music-influence is still an unsolved delicate matter in hand. Should politician be music-banned? Or should CD stroes check occupation before providing people with Music Albums?Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-55159742040081550012009-05-13T12:47:00.004+04:302009-05-13T13:13:05.139+04:30Deal d'eauThe monkey changed a few channels with the remote.<br /><br />It is time for God to send in a new prophet he thought.<br />People are no longer tempted by the already-made promised paradise.<br />A female prophet posing like these diet adverts with a meter around here belly<br />with natural lovlies might somewhat revive the fading away faith once more,<br />promising in natural bigs for women and centimeters for men.<br />Pl@yboy mansions for prayers everyday can work.<br /><br />Then he double-took his blue pills and signed out of ponderland.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-70568421802473368342009-02-17T13:35:00.004+03:302009-02-17T13:45:59.217+03:30Lonely happy nappy naggy ironyI go out alone<br />eat alone,<br />go to the cinema alone<br />& even sleep alone at night.<br />Guess I have become a grown-up again.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-6764803299654354862009-01-02T10:30:00.002+03:302009-01-02T11:15:41.042+03:302009 Shoe BeggarsWith the various beggar trends behind red lights,<br />there'll be new ones who'll just swear at you till the next green light.<br />Just through your shoes at them.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15098513.post-84337516952616885702008-12-21T18:03:00.006+03:302008-12-22T18:45:01.519+03:30One last appealThere are pills, alcoholic drinks, meditation<br />and a whole bunch of forgetting mechanisms.<br /><br />There are mes who think<br />the reason we are here is remembering<br />and not reproduction.<br /><br />There is also a place called mental hospital.Dr O2http://www.blogger.com/profile/06654208709964860827noreply@blogger.com2