Sunday, July 30, 2006

Send me an angel

God must be a corrupted bastard.
For years I have looked towards the sky
awaiting for an angel to take me away.
Then at GMT+2 a metal angel with it's precision guided arrow
takes a 1-day-old girl away. It's a miracle. A fuckin' miracle...

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Smooth Criminal

Since the introduction of Gillette,
break-up & divorce rates have trippled!
Gillette; the best a man can get.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Sleep-Inhibiting Beds

There are big things you learn by hearing small sounds.
e.g: A bed upstairs, singing at 2 a.m

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Sensory-Moral Hearing Loss

Her: "Doctor I need hearing aid asap!"
Me: "What is wrong ma'am? Since when have you noticed a hearing loss?"
Her: "Since last night!"
Me: "Oh your husband called you and ..."
Her: "NOOOOE!!! I couldn't hear the couple next door clearly at all!"
Not Me!!:
It was at this very point that me, my medical books, the hospital staff & I've heard even God, all suddenly feeling frail, flimsy, incapacitated, enervated, feeble... or perhaps too minimal to react, filed in for hearing aids!! ---
Types Of Hearing Loss footnote:
There are three major types of hearing loss: neural/sensorineural, conductive, or a combination of both. Treatment depends upon the type of hearing loss that is present.

1. Sensorineural: Sensorineural hearing loss is caused by damage/malfunction of the inner ear (cochlea, eighth cranial nerve) or auditory brainstem. This can be divided further into a sensory hearing loss (inner ear) or a neural hearing loss (brainstem).
2. Conductive: Conductive hearing loss is caused by damage/malfunction of the middle or outer ear system (external ear canal, ear drum, or structures in the middle ear space including the malleus, incus and stapes bones).
3. Combination: Mixed hearing loss is caused by both conductive and sensorineural causes.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Delerium, hallucination & whiskey

Tears have blurred my vision
This book has had me fooled.
I am way into delirium.
Daytime sedation & nocturnal agitation haunt me.
I hear words & illusions never leave me.

A guy in his unifrom whispers in my ear;
"Abe was not a fool but fought for a useless cause.
For as long as this planet dances, there will always be a South.
He only managed to change the Entry-words in dictionaries
they printed, while the definitions are still untouched."

"What's your collars color?" someone in the distance shouts.

Another bottle of whiskey perhaps will enlighten me.
I have to get rid of this visual-auditory hallucination
before it's too late...

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

From Brain Waves to Pubic Tingles

We are both people of note with hearts of gold.
Your heart is in the northern hemisphere & mine in the southern.
When your heart is summer-hot, my heart's among the snowmen
When my heart's sizzling, yours is in hibernation.

Why is it so hard for both of us to live around the equator?

Monday, July 03, 2006

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Lost in Chemistry, Potions & Sildenafil

In the morning;
She is looking at the wrong side, he is looking at the wrong side.
They see nothing.

At noon;
She is looking at the right side, He is looking at the wrong side.
She sees the back of him.

In the evening;
She is looking at the wrong side, he turns towards the right side.
He sees the back of her.

At night;
She turns towards the right side, he is looking at the right side too.
They see nothing but the right stuff in each others eyes.

Next morning;
She is... he is...