Sunday, April 29, 2007

Surpassing an ass-burn

What is it with this world??
Almost always, in a fire,
the ones who try to act like water,
end up as ash, blown away by the fire-stimulators!!!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The Infallible Hand In Glove Ploy

The monkey had been outstandingly obediant.
He had fullfilled each and every task he had been told.
Woken up to the greetings of his grand radio set, brushed his teeth with the newly-widely-advertised tootbrush & toothpaste, he was searching T.V channels to find a problem he could solve & practice his math with.
And then the T.V sang;

- $100 million it is, the estimated amount that Gap, Apple & Motorolla have spent on marketing the RED campaign, launched a year ago to benefit the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, tuberculosis & Malaria.

- $18 million, amount the RED campaign has raised worldwide.

Calculate who has really benefitted.

The monkey's eyes rolled over for a while, then in a gorgeous immitation of normality, he put his pencil down, pretended he had to pee and quietly left the room.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

The Beauty of Execution

What I don't get about executions is the presence of a doctor
& the physical examinations before the act is performed!
I mean hey there are only two possible conditions:

1. Normal Heart rate; the convict does not fear the process

2. Ferrari-paced heart rate; the convict might wet the floor soon.

& then in the end they kill the guy anyway when it is declared he is perfectly healthy!


Yet again, there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding-the-doctor situation.
First of all, the healthy are legitimate to be killed while the sick are sometimes excused!
Secondly, the young are no-doubters on the line while the old might be forgiven!
Thirdly, when the doctor declares someone sane, he is a gonner while if insane can shake off the sentence!


What is all the CPR, Emergency detoxication & saving-life-efforts for
when a death-sentenced convict commits suicide???

Friday, April 06, 2007

Ineluctable Obduracy

The beauty of wearing glasses is that you can choose, limit or extend your visual field & visual power at will.

Now my eyes swim behind the oval lenses of my new see-through glasses instead of my old ones which had frosted glasses through which strangers could only be seen but not identified.

The difference now, is that I can identify people well enough if necessary but have deliberately chosen not to see them at all.