Tuesday, August 29, 2006


War is peace.

Friday, August 18, 2006

The Most Notorious Earthly Criminals: Worlds - L

"Tell me comrade; who's killed more through history?
WW II? Atomic Bomb in Hiroshima? Wallstreet perhaps with it's rolling numbers?", the war hero shed a tear on T.V.

The bored monkey left secretly towards the basement. It was time to kill the next member of the biggest murder-gang in the history of civilization. He took his eraser & tortured 'C' to death, just the way he had previously eliminated 'A' & 'B'. The world was now 3/26th safer.

Monday, August 14, 2006

In search for 'The Three'

I had been told 'The one' was out there
But recently I have come to suspect;
She has either been kidnapped by Al Qaeda,
Frozen to death due to the long wait outside,
Eaten by the hungry wolf not able to eat the three little piglets
or while waiting outside, she met 'The Two'.

Ah I always hated math, that's why I studied medicine.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

CellFishLess Alexithymic

I am a quality self confident guy
who is sometimes branded cocky & over confident.
Consider myself sociable & an easy friend-maker.
Got me the standard selfishness in life
but when it comes to keeping the girls I like I lose the selfishness.
It is truly silly yet hopeless. If the person is quality
I feel not deserving & somehwat seize the approach
& if she is below par then after a time I lose interest!
I think I am doomed to an eternal celibacy!

God, Virgin Mary & now Dr O2.

Monday, August 07, 2006

PG 18.16 - When the Owls are out hunting

There are 4 night-time activity themes:

1. Positive: Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah
2. Negative: Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
3. Religous: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god
4. Fake: Dr, Dr, Dr...

Warning: Do not try this at home.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Astrological Discovery

Attention please.
According to our reliable sources,
This blog has completed it's first Revolution around the sun.

Signed at 1/1/0002 S.H.O.P

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Tom & Jerry never found love!

All cats & mice are male
or perhaps females with severe hormonal imbalance.