Thursday, July 20, 2006

Smooth Criminal

Since the introduction of Gillette,
break-up & divorce rates have trippled!
Gillette; the best a man can get.


Suraya said...


Oh Mi Gawd!


Behrooz said...

And if they don't use Gillette?

Dew Drops said...

do they have spl Gillete for women also?

Rose said...

Oh! I thot dat was bcoz of men getting influenced by Nike ads "Just do it"

~and in the background sings Elvis Presley~

"A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby"




Dr O2 said...

Suraya - sure :-)

Behrooz - They are the 1/3 who stay put ;-)

dew drops - yep it is called Venus, but It surely ain't The Best A Woman Can Get ;-)

Rose - well that initiated the actions but this Gillette... :-)

Em said...


Well at least u wld be clean shaven rite!

Inder said...

is it??
i thought it is because nokia (connecting people) started malfunctioning more... :P

Hydra said...

are you making ads for Gillette? Shame on you... :)

David said...

Are you a smooth criminal? I shave every day, but I use cheap generic blades, so maybe I am not smooth enough to get into trouble. ;)

Dr O2 said...

em - yep all the way.

inder - maybe it was after the connection was lost that Gillette made the final cut ;-)

hydra - :"> We all make mistakes but we can be forgiven sometimes ;-)

david - well mate you are sure a great traget for the women out there at this stage ;-)

LiVEwiRe said...

If Gilette is the best a man can get, there may be something seriously wrong with the man... ;)

Spooky Witch said...

Dude with gillette thingy you can get all those chicks!

Manic Street Preacher said...

what about indian monks in chaddies n langotis who dont shave???

Manic Street Preacher said...

they don get women. i answered muhself
*peacher winks*...

Mindinside said...

wot happened to you?:(

David said...

Is the doctor in? Inquiring minds want to know! ;)

alex said...

Good views! It is seldom i come across people who are good at hallucinating without consuming anything!

Rose said...

Knock.. Knock..

Is the doc in???

Dr O2 said...

LW - well it just goes to show how many men got real problems then ;-)

spooky - is it on the package??

MSP - well with Gillette perhaps they can avoid it easier perhaps ;-) I heard this is an ancient method for ones choosing celibacy.

mindinside - in total collapse :-(

david - not at this very moment. a min in total collapse & loads of tasks to fullfill. :-S

alex - tnx. It only happens when i don take my regu7lar mental pills and start thinkin ;-)

rose - in hallucinations perhaps. :-)

Dr O2 said...

Note: Currently in deep hallucinations. Mentally dead, tied up with loads of demanding activities lately lasting only for a few more days. Will get back to reading all the stuff I've missed asap. A new prewritten post is due.

David said...

I've got a reading assignment for ya! ;) Good luck with all your demanding activities!

Mindinside said...

am glad to see ya still alive.
Treading obstacles is a part of life

Dr O2 said...

david - Sure thing mate. I am up to it. The major come back will be on wednesday though :-)

mindinside - no complaints. Life is all good & I am in fantastic shape & up for the challenges :-)

Hot Lemon& Honey said...

hahahaha first time on your blog, I love what I see so far..."the best a man can get" is not Gillette for sure ;)