Send me an angel

God must be a corrupted bastard.
For years I have looked towards the sky
awaiting for an angel to take me away.
Then at GMT+2 a metal angel with it's precision guided arrow
takes a 1-day-old girl away. It's a miracle. A fuckin' miracle...

Smooth Criminal

Since the introduction of Gillette,
break-up & divorce rates have trippled!
Gillette; the best a man can get.

Sleep-Inhibiting Beds

There are big things you learn by hearing small sounds.
e.g: A bed upstairs, singing at 2 a.m

Sensory-Moral Hearing Loss

Her: "Doctor I need hearing aid asap!"
Me: "What is wrong ma'am? Since when have you noticed a hearing loss?"
Her: "Since last night!"
Me: "Oh your husband called you and ..."
Her: "NOOOOE!!! I couldn't hear the couple next door clearly at all!"
Not Me!!:
It was at this very point that me, my medical books, the hospital staff & I've heard even God, all suddenly feeling frail, flimsy, incapacitated, enervated, feeble... or perhaps too minimal to react, filed in for hearing aids!! ---
Types Of Hearing Loss footnote:
There are three major types of hearing loss: neural/sensorineural, conductive, or a combination of both. Treatment depends upon the type of hearing loss that is present.

1. Sensorineural: Sensorineural hearing loss is caused by damage/malfunction of the inner ear (cochlea, eighth cranial nerve) or auditory brainstem. This can be divided further into a sensory hearing loss (inner ear) or a neural hearing loss (brainstem).
2. Conductive: Conductive hearing loss is caused by damage/malfunction of the middle or outer ear system (external ear canal, ear drum, or structures in the middle ear space including the malleus, incus and stapes bones).
3. Combination: Mixed hearing loss is caused by both conductive and sensorineural causes.

Delerium, hallucination & whiskey

Tears have blurred my vision
This book has had me fooled.
I am way into delirium.
Daytime sedation & nocturnal agitation haunt me.
I hear words & illusions never leave me.

A guy in his unifrom whispers in my ear;
"Abe was not a fool but fought for a useless cause.
For as long as this planet dances, there will always be a South.
He only managed to change the Entry-words in dictionaries
they printed, while the definitions are still untouched."

"What's your collars color?" someone in the distance shouts.

Another bottle of whiskey perhaps will enlighten me.
I have to get rid of this visual-auditory hallucination
before it's too late...

From Brain Waves to Pubic Tingles

We are both people of note with hearts of gold.
Your heart is in the northern hemisphere & mine in the southern.
When your heart is summer-hot, my heart's among the snowmen
When my heart's sizzling, yours is in hibernation.
Why is it so hard for both of us to live around the equator?

Shortest Long Ambivalence

- Hello
- Hell-O

Lost in Chemistry, Potions & Sildenafil

In the morning;
She is looking at the wrong side, he is looking at the wrong side.
They see nothing.

At noon;
She is looking at the right side, He is looking at the wrong side.
She sees the back of him.

In the evening;
She is looking at the wrong side, he turns towards the right side.
He sees the back of her.

At night;
She turns towards the right side, he is looking at the right side too.
They see nothing but the right stuff in each others eyes.

Next morning;
She is... he is...