Timetables kill relationships

+ Come here, let's talk.
- No time for a shower afterward hon.

American Dream is 2nd best!

Living the American Dream they say!
America is proud they have an African-American President
while elsewhere in the middle east
even retards like Ahmadinejad can become presidents.

My Teacher is An Alien

I'll probably name my next "Based on a true story book"
"My President is a lame stand up comedian".

Heard Ahmadinejad has been heavily linked with a move to The Late Night Show.

If you are up there, save us Superman

Faith is the most dangerous WMD.
The only weapon that can murder morals.

Shrek, Donkey & the Dragon?

Some feminist groups have found the movie title "How to train your dragon" insulting.
Wonder why!!

iSob

What detergent can wash away
tear stains from the eyes?

Outside our windows

Drool.
The bees are starving,
& the flies are all full!

Make it or break it

Had always had problems with
break ups
break ins
breakfasts even.
I guess they should recall the Toyota Me for break problems.

Ridiculously Miraculous

On the same day Obama delivers a speech about empowering people more, increasing the clarity of government's spendings, actions and deals & asks for bipartisanship for the good of the country amid their deep differenes, the Iranian state TV aired a program where a delusive young cleric announced openly that people are all incapable of understanding what's best for them and therefore not entitled to choose their path. Concluding that, it's all for the supreme leader (not voted in office) to decide an that is the true meaning of the famous quote "It's people's votes tha counts"!

It's a mircle the monkey thought! He took his last poke of his last cigarrette of the day. His last shot of the whiskey. Waited for them to take full effect. And then he just admitted he needed a stronger denial-combo to understand the world of men.

Fill in the blank/tank

Global War----

1) -ming
2) -ning
3) -ping
4) No further letters needed

Fact Check

I know Ahmadinejad does but
hmmm...
20th Century really Fox?

Green Fuel

While these useless summits are held around the planet,

Iran has become the only country in the world to go totally Green

& we are proud of it.

Reality

To man, his world piece is more dear than the world peace...
Victoriously & proud of his wisdom, the monkey went down to take a piss.

The President is an Alian

While angels were away playing,
and God peeking on the pretty angels
through the wholes in thick clouds of heaven,
back on the planet of bullet-logic,
more innocent angels were being sent to heaven.

God is an imperialist.
He sends people to earth,
and takes angels in return.

Bitter Butter

Following the coup d'etat in Iran elections by AhmadiNejad(AN),
I suggest the following English noun marker changes from now on:
AN Monkey,
AN Stupid,
AN Psycho,
AN Liar,
AN Muderer,
AN Dictator.
Send us your suugested changes. We'll be back after the commercials...