Saturday, June 03, 2006

Dial 4-5683-968

Obviously she has found out I am cheating on her.
I've been sleeping with her two best pillows
at the same time while she was away.
Now she wants to break up for the sake
of the children we were to breed & raise together!

20 comments:

caterina said...

Where are you from "sweet allucination"??;)

cate said...

NO!!!! You wasn't fool on my blog;) ...I have much appreciated your comment:)
Bye!

Spooky Witch said...

lol..cheating on her with her two pillows,I thought it had to be her two best friends!
Caterina,he is an alien from another galaxy!

Kimia said...

You have somehow belittled her with cheating on her with pillows. It more hurts to lose from a pillow than a sweet girl. Now next time you know what to do ;)

mariamusic said...

sounds like dial 911, or is it 199?
mariamusic.

David said...

Pillows don't sound like much fun, have you considered upgrading to an inflatable doll? ;)

She wants to break up for the sake of the non-existent children? I'm not sure, but I think she may be a bit out of touch with reality!

Mindinside said...

I am on her side and I feel sorry for her

Behrooz said...

So what is the catch here? Is she an old pillow or what? I see more humour here than serious stuff. And just in case it is really serious, then you should not give it much more than a good laugh.

LiVEwiRe said...

I say stick it out with the pillows... at least they don't talk back as much. ;)

Dew Drops said...

i support her. u cheat, u don't deserve her. (btw, she sleeps wid two pillows??!! interesting)

Dr O2 said...

Cate - tnx :-) Italian is not really among my strengths :-D but I tried my best.

Spooky - who knows maybe they were closer to her than any friend ;-)

Kimia - next time maybe i should go for her blanket?? :-D

mariamusic - wanted to call 911 but there is more to the number in the TITLE than 911 :-D

david - yeah. that part was my invention as I couldn think of any other reason ;-)

mindinside - tnx for the support ;-)

behrooz - this post was written a month after the break up when things had cooled down n I was back to normal so no hard feelings. Guess my mental defensive mechanisms added humor to forget the case.

LW - lol. Advice in use mademoiselle :-)

dew drops - AHHHHHHH!!! I am all alone in this world :-D

Dr O2 said...

What do you think about the title? Any catch? Familiar number?

Mindinside said...

hey wot number is that??

mariamusic said...

Dr O2 said...
What do you think about the title? Any catch? Familiar number?

Hi Dr O2,
nope. not really. Actually right now I'm kind of pissed off cos whatever I use to get in touch with those I want to, I'm facing a closed door, (ie, answering machine, the phone line is busy, no answer and so on and so forth)
mariamusic.

David said...

Is this number something that is only familiar to Iranians? It doesn't ring any bells with me.

Dr O2 said...

this number is international :-) Will break the secret before the next post tomorrow if it is not yet recognised by then!

ChittyChittyBangBang! said...
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ChittyChittyBangBang! said...

I LOVE YOU. (4-5683-968)
If the pillows are more available and more obliging than she is, then I say say, go for it... he he.
That said... if a women can be outdone in bed by 2 pillows... it is a sad day indeed!

Behrooz said...

Now on serious note then. In that case: the sarcasm in your post is the sign of being badly hurt. I am sorry bro! The anger camouflaged in the humour is really serious. It must have given you heartbreaking times. I hope you HAVE really cooled down now.

Dr O2 said...

chitty - :-) nah she actually just accused me of cheating :-S

Yep right on. The number says I-LOVE-YOU on phone digits.

Behrooz - tnx dude. It has all vanished now :-D