Thursday, January 26, 2006

"Hey Bro; What's Your Blood Type?"

Dear brothers & sisters, let me proudly be the first to publicly announce that the humans are in minority to us vampires now. Keep soaking their blood people.

Warning: Do not forget to test your victims for HIV before-hand.

22 comments:

Em said...

Y? do u want to knw?I tot vampires didnt care abt blood types as long as its blood

Anonymous said...

mine is O rhesus positive.

Anonymous said...

just wanna say welcome back..Dracula.

Dr O2 said...

This post is about how I C the world today clearly soaking eachothers blood publicly & in clear day light :-)

Dr O2 said...

em - well guess they tatste different. Back in their hidden days they had to drink any type available but now we've got options ;-)

NBB - Ah that's also mine :-)

Foulla - tnx. I am also happy to be back. Although transiently :-S

Em said...

Ohh if thats the case...my bloood is sweet like me.
He he

David said...

My blood type is O positive. Have you become a Phlebotomist recently? ;)

Hmmm, I see that you have another O positive friend. Hello Nurul. :)

I'm not sure that I understand your explaination of this post. Are you talking about people taking advantage of each other?

ChittyChittyBangBang! said...

Blood is no longer as precious as it used to be.
The "vampires" don't even hunt under the cloak of darkness. We have become so used to them being amongst us, we allow them to run free.

Frank said...

pkfzYou made me feel bad about myself.The post is a bit harsh!

Anonymous said...

some of the human beings are almost becoming like vampire. that's why the number is decreasing...compared to number of vampire.

and hello david :D

Kimia said...

I'm O positive too, clean, no HIV. I guess I'm advertising. Oh no come on.. I already bleed white.
Anyways, your post reminded me of last year in dormitory that one of the classmates had all the DVD's of " Buffy the vampire slayer" and we watched all the episodes and seasons during the whole year :) The cheapest fun we had :)

jarvenpa said...

My daughter was a great fan of Buffy's show...but, dr. o2, it does often seem the vampires are taking over.
I think type o positive is the most common blood type? But I'm not sure (tell us, doc). It's my type as well. All us type o's are great because we can donate blood to the a and b types out there in an emergency. (prob'ly makes our blood all tasty too)...

Dr O2 said...

em - :-) Ah watch out for the nearby vampires ;-)

david - somewhat like that. The original post was too long. So I decided to shorten it by a great deal & just come up with the main idea ;-)

Yeah O+ is the common one. Me too is O+ :-)

Chitty - !!!!Ahh man U find your way into the hidden layers of my thoughts :-) lol. It is amazing how U go to explain it even better than what I had in mind dude :-)

Frank - yes I guess you are right. These neurotransmitters have driven me towards paranoia perhaps.

Dr O2 said...

NBB - yep unfortunately it ain't a secret no more. Seemingly they are taking over :-S

Kimia - Yeah a funny series. I used to watch it. I have the THEME on my mobile as well :-)

That was just a superficial story they had made not noticing that one day that'll be real & yet so public.

Jarvenpa - the percentage of blood types vary from race to race & region to region but it is true that generally O+ (36-40%) is the most common & AB- (1%) is the rarest.

David said...

Hey, I loved the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer too! Willow was my favorite character. She was really cute!

Em said...

Ola

Always mate...Thanks for the warnin

juliana said...

I think I'm B. Don't know if it's possitive or negative. But HIV free, baby!

LiVEwiRe said...

Nice public service announcement at the end! =)

Dr O2 said...

david - yeah the series was one worth watching a few scenes every session ;-)

em - totally welcome

Juliana - well that puts U into lots of risk ;-)

LW - :-) well even vampires should be informed. Well as-once humans perhaps.

jarvenpa said...

Hi doc, Livewire tagged me; I have tagged you (surely there are a few weird things to share. Or not.)

Dr O2 said...

Ah I have sworn not to post tags but I will sure respond through mail or comment :-) I will have to think though. Might take some time. Tnx for thinkin abt me Jarvenpa. I am honored.

Anonymous said...

very clever and subtle.