Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The No-Flight-Zone...

Over concerns of a possible terrorist attack & also due to our intelligence service reports of a possible hijack plan, Santa has not been given the permission to fly this year. This comes two days after Bin Laden claimed to send GWB a nice X-mass gift in a video tape broadcasted by Al Jazeere TV network.

Also according to our agents an animal rights party has filed a case against Santa for mistreating Rudolph. The group claims Rudolph is in poor health status due to negligence. In another case people have expressed their dissatisfaction over the quality of the new gifts. They have announced that they surely expect more expensive ones with receipt included so that they could take it back & ask for a refund. In a separate case a parent who has asked not to be named has charged a child-abuse case against Santa which has recently come to light. Santa has denied all charges claiming the fake Santas are responsible for the inconvenience.

The officials have asked anyone with any news regarding to what’s come to be called THE SANTA CASE to come forward and provide the officials with further details...

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Merry X-mass everyone...

15 comments:

Cat said...

Omid :)
LOL big time :)) Very very nice dude!
I really was in a search for something to put me a good mood and hey you just handed to me with your piece Doc. Thanx for posting this baby up. Loved it... cheers.
Excellent post... Too hilarious :)

Em said...

Hi Omid

Dis is such a light hearted post.I must admit that I like dis side of u..
Anyways hv a great week ahead and take care..

NBB said...

give santa a chance to rest, soaking his feet in those hot water...

Dr O2 said...

Farzad - well Hallucinations sometimes get the best of me ;-) Lost in the alley of dreams, thoughts & the news around us, a sudden rush of blood, moving fingers on the keyboard & ...

sometimes simplicity is what we are searching to find.

em - me too. Things work better when simplified :-)

NBB - yeah! Santa is getting old. He must have a check up on yearly bases in our words ;-) Here is his chance to rest it out...

Em said...

Omid Omid

I put up more food piccys heheh Go look n be jeolous guy heheh

Omid jus lose the diet n eat k

Foulla said...

this was a description of our daily news-falsh with Santa having different ids:mollester,abuser,victim,terrorist....
welcome to the new World..

jarvenpa said...

I laughed out loud, thanks!

juliana said...

Very nice post. I really liked it. It illustrates our loss of innocence.

Cat said...

So U 2, eh?

Dr O2 said...

em - I am really suseptible to becoming fat agan :-S I need to keep my strict diet to stay the way I am. I had lost 26 kg which has been reduced to 20 now :-S but French food is really among the best as it doesn have much of a calory. I am a big fan...

foulla - yr takes are always among the best...

Jarvenpa - happy to hear that...

Juliana - exactly. The innocence is lost.

Farzad - bien sur :-) moi aussi.

LiVEwiRe said...

Lol... this is great! Thanks for the laughter - hope that brings you an extra special holiday! =) And what was it with Rudolph? Not permitted to join in any reindeer games again? Hmmm.!

Cat said...

Omid,
So simply there is not much difference between you and me then… Good. Now that’s is simplified.

David said...

Here in the U.S., I think that lawyers would have long ago sued Santa out of business if they could have! :) When I was a little kid, I believed in Santa. I was so excited that Santa would come and bring me presents! When I was about five, I discovered the terrible truth about Santa: that my parents had been impersonating him. My world was rocked! I'm not sure that I ever recovered from that! :) I wish there was a Santa so that he could put some coal in the stocking of a certain very naughty boy temporarily living in the White House!

Happy Yalda Omid! :)

Suraya said...

Santa needs to retire.

Him and Mrs Claus need to go to Hawaii and enjoy the sun for a while, they're lacking in Vitamin D.

Poor things...haiz... :o)

Dr O2 said...

LW - Xmas & it's nu tales ;-)

Farzad - yep. Tout a fait.

David - I also have the same feeling! it would have been a big hit & newspapers & news agencies would have made billions by covering the story... silly world this world of ours.

Suraya - yeah! exactly the need to re-energize.