Revolutionary Evolution

If propehts were alive today, they would have been dead by night.

What if you are the crazy one here?

Sometimes in life I feel like saying "Sometimes" in life and now is one those sometimes that I am having a "Sometimes" thought attack. Grrrr... sometimes I need to take my "Sometimes" prevention pills earlier.

Timetables kill relationships

+ Come here, let's talk.
- No time for a shower afterward hon.

American Dream is 2nd best!

Living the American Dream they say!
America is proud they have an African-American President
while elsewhere in the middle east
even retards like Ahmadinejad can become presidents.

My Teacher is An Alien

I'll probably name my next "Based on a true story book"
"My President is a lame stand up comedian".

Heard Ahmadinejad has been heavily linked with a move to The Late Night Show.