Bitter Butter

Following the coup d'etat in Iran elections by AhmadiNejad(AN),
I suggest the following English noun marker changes from now on:
AN Monkey,
AN Stupid,
AN Psycho,
AN Liar,
AN Muderer,
AN Dictator.
Send us your suugested changes. We'll be back after the commercials...

Musicapone Rules Politics

Music not only affects driving styles, it also has a great influence on politics;
Imagine there is an election in a country and everything is going well but the music playing for the man in power is "The show must go on" by Queen, "Live n Let die" by GNR or "Never care for what they say, never care for what they do..." by Metallica. Then as a politician who is singing along with such songs, even me picturing the scene will be tempted to stay in office a bit longer!!

According to unverified imaginary reports, 120% of all coup d'etats have happened when the person behind it had been under musical-influence. In these researches a meaningful corelation has been found between the number of such songs listened before the event and the imposed force to silence people or silence people through making them forget how to breathe.

Bad music advisors can aggrevate the situation by further wrong music suggestions. One week after such events when the dictator is considering a peaceful reconsilation, they usually provide him with songs like "Sorry seems to be the hardest word", "Said I loved you but I lied", "burn mother BEEPer burn"...

Some historians have also sited that when dictators are captured in the end and before they stand trial, they don't talk in defence but start singing instead. They refer to Hitler's last minutes as he had started singing "please forgive me, I know not what to do..." or Louis 16 of France who was humming the irrelevent song "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" song before he was executed. Napolean was singing in French and since there were no translators present, the exact chanson is still a mystery. Saddam also sang in his trial in arabic "it wasn't me, kill Music! he made me do all those things". (in Arabic it must rhym!)

People on the other hand have wider choises while responding to politicians and it mostly depends on their Winamp or itune playlists. But still most imaginary studies indicate people prefer to act instead of singing in such cases.

Driving-under-music-influence, is currently considered a crime in most countries but Ruling-under-music-influence is still an unsolved delicate matter in hand. Should politician be music-banned? Or should CD stroes check occupation before providing people with Music Albums?

Deal d'eau

The monkey changed a few channels with the remote.

It is time for God to send in a new prophet he thought.
People are no longer tempted by the already-made promised paradise.
A female prophet posing like these diet adverts with a meter around here belly
with natural lovlies might somewhat revive the fading away faith once more,
promising in natural bigs for women and centimeters for men.
Pl@yboy mansions for prayers everyday can work.

Then he double-took his blue pills and signed out of ponderland.

Lonely happy nappy naggy irony

I go out alone
eat alone,
go to the cinema alone
& even sleep alone at night.
Guess I have become a grown-up again.

2009 Shoe Beggars

With the various beggar trends behind red lights,
there'll be new ones who'll just swear at you till the next green light.
Just through your shoes at them.

One last appeal

There are pills, alcoholic drinks, meditation
and a whole bunch of forgetting mechanisms.

There are mes who think
the reason we are here is remembering
and not reproduction.

There is also a place called mental hospital.

Global Village

With American economy in crisis,
Heaven & Hell CEOs have asked God for a bail out.

Cinderella Inc

The after 24 o' clocks are for all with a
"No enterance zone" to pass.
A one way street,
a parking spot for the disabled
or the reluctant-to-talk-during-work colleague's house.

Je suis le meme que t'a connu

Be it with God, parents, friends, GF, BF & even their dogs.
Someone has to tell them for sure
the yesterday's kids, today's youngsters & tomorrow's adults,
the were, are & will be children-minded,
that keeping any relationship going is a span ranging from
actually being tricked & pretending to be tricked.

Swinging Voters

Financial crisis,
more work hours for parents,
more time for teenagers to make love at home.
Youngsters for the candidate who will worsen the situation?

Turn your lights on

My replica is a moon-girl.
Multilingual, educated, understanding & ... on her side visible.
Her moto; "I am not looking for happiness in life
I am looking for pleasure."
Overdrinks, over-smokes, over-trusts guys who play by the rules,
on her dark side.
If I was her Armstrong,
printing my foot-shape landing from my shuttle,
I would have introduced Edisson to her invisible side.
Alas, I studied the wrong subject in Uni.

What God Wants God Gets

We created condoms,
He created power-hunger & religion.
We can't stop God!
This planet's got to vanish, drained off energy & life.
The more people, the faster we'll reach.
Viagra your shuttles towards God's promised no-land-any-more.

Feather Light Newtonism

Gravity is the real problem on this planet.
Imagine the force needed for someone to FALL in love on Moon
& once done, the amount of energy needed to Fall out of Love.
Fuel my spaceship. I am outta here.

P.S: To leave a footprint on Moon you gotta be the weight of an elephant

I Rule If You Follow

Always learn from history
To be sure you make the same mistakes again
Dig with bare hands or a silver spoon
But never change the masterplan.

Excavation Terminated

I have searched as deep as I could go.
Wanted to put my name down beside Colombus as an explorer.
& in the end I can declare that there is nothing down deep in my heart
nor my charecter nor anywhere else in me!
Stop trying to explore deep layers in people!
We are all SHELLS! Will you quit digging??