Tuesday, May 17, 2011

HIV is in the eyes of the beholder!

Science has certainly lost its path! Perhaps it needs a GPS, or since it is totally illiterate or as some say even blinder than Love, I'ld suggest one of these guide dogs for the visually impaired and an extra cain so it might finally get somewhere!

So, like evermore people meet their doom due to contracting AIDS day after day & science is providing people with condoms, antivirals, blah blah blahs?? What ever happened to "prevention before cure" then?

Dear science, HELLLO!?? Osama was found after 10 years but HIV still evades you!? Maybe you are looking for it in realms of Afghanistan instead of Pakistan?? AIDS is not an STD, moron! it is simply a VTD!! you are searching for cure in the wrong territory!!

* VTD: Visually transmitted disease

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Practice Test

Those who cheat on tests,
will cheat on hearts.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Love is blind & MUTE

When something builds up gradually, its existence becomes deniable. When you lose it suddenly, it is just like an arrow through your blind eyes. Love is one of those phenomenons for guys. You always deny it, till you lose your love. If only Love could talk...

Friday, August 27, 2010

Revolutionary Evolution

If propehts were alive today, they would have been dead by night.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

What if you are the crazy one here?

Sometimes in life I feel like saying "Sometimes" in life and now is one those sometimes that I am having a "Sometimes" thought attack. Grrrr... sometimes I need to take my "Sometimes" prevention pills earlier.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Timetables kill relationships

+ Come here, let's talk.
- No time for a shower afterward hon.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

American Dream is 2nd best!

Living the American Dream they say!
America is proud they have an African-American President
while elsewhere in the middle east
even retards like Ahmadinejad can become presidents.

Friday, August 06, 2010

My Teacher is An Alien

I'll probably name my next "Based on a true story book"
"My President is a lame stand up comedian".

Heard Ahmadinejad has been heavily linked with a move to The Late Night Show.

Friday, July 16, 2010

If you are up there, save us Superman

Faith is the most dangerous WMD.
The only weapon that can murder morals.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Shrek, Donkey & the Dragon?

Some feminist groups have found the movie title "How to train your dragon" insulting.
Wonder why!!

Thursday, April 01, 2010


What detergent can wash away
tear stains from the eyes?

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Outside our windows

The bees are starving,
& the flies are all full!

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Make it or break it

Had always had problems with
break ups
break ins
breakfasts even.
I guess they should recall the Toyota Me for break problems.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Ridiculously Miraculous

On the same day Obama delivers a speech about empowering people more, increasing the clarity of government's spendings, actions and deals & asks for bipartisanship for the good of the country amid their deep differenes, the Iranian state TV aired a program where a delusive young cleric announced openly that people are all incapable of understanding what's best for them and therefore not entitled to choose their path. Concluding that, it's all for the supreme leader (not voted in office) to decide an that is the true meaning of the famous quote "It's people's votes tha counts"!

It's a mircle the monkey thought! He took his last poke of his last cigarrette of the day. His last shot of the whiskey. Waited for them to take full effect. And then he just admitted he needed a stronger denial-combo to understand the world of men.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Fill in the blank/tank

Global War----

1) -ming
2) -ning
3) -ping
4) No further letters needed